Additions to the vernacular this week:

Jon Benets (n) - Dudes who dig brazilian waxes, and how!

PREjection: (n) - Derived from "Preemptive Rejection", The act of being rejected before you even put yourself in a position to be.

Anonymosity (n) - blind rage against someone you know nothing about for no apparent reason. See Brooklyn Vegan comment section.

I think of these on a daily basis. I need to start writing more down.