Life in the fast lane
Today I start the Master Cleanse. I'm hesitant to publicize this because a. the last time I attempted a 10 day cleanse over the summer, I only made it to day 3 and b. I may have to run to the bathroom mid sentence because I just downed the smooth move.

Its part of the cleansing process. Last year when I did 10 days, I did the salt water flush which is downing 32 oz of salted water. It's really harsh and that was another reason I failed over the summer. I kept gagging. So this time around I'm using the laxative tea, which isn't as effective, but it works.
Anyway, I'm sure you'd rather hear why I would give up food for 10 days than the details of my smooth moves.
It's basically like when your computer starts fucking up, you save everything and reboot. I'm rebooting my body, I feel this is the best time to it after the debacherous holidaze. Especially this year with my insane work schedule in december. I'm at a point where I can't close my eyes without seeing video art. Its kind of cool, but its freaking me out a little.
The master cleanse not only cleans out your digestive system, lets you literally shit out any chemical dependencies (sugar, caffeine, nicotine, thc, etc), but it also clears your head. not it the lobotomy sense of the word--its more about enlightenment. I remember that by day 8 last year, people were commenting how on point i was. And how I was glowing. Personally I was seeing more vivid than I have on any drug. Its this weird sense of euphoria after day 5.
I have a lot of videos to do this month from scratch. Conceptualizing through editing. I need a fresh perspective and I know this will give me a head start.
Unfortunately, the first 3 days suck ass, but once you get over the hump, its smooth (move) sailing from then on out. And it always helps if you have a friend along for the ride.
I'll be spending much of the next few days lying in bed with my laptop, doing some work but mostly watching movies in my screening room. (If anyone wants a movie night on the big screen, let me know! My bros got me Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls on DVD for xmas)
My first appearance out on the town (wielding my special lemonade) will be this tuesday at Cyn for youtube night. That'll be day 4. Come down and make poo jokes with me. No 2 girls 1 cup though.

Its part of the cleansing process. Last year when I did 10 days, I did the salt water flush which is downing 32 oz of salted water. It's really harsh and that was another reason I failed over the summer. I kept gagging. So this time around I'm using the laxative tea, which isn't as effective, but it works.
Anyway, I'm sure you'd rather hear why I would give up food for 10 days than the details of my smooth moves.
It's basically like when your computer starts fucking up, you save everything and reboot. I'm rebooting my body, I feel this is the best time to it after the debacherous holidaze. Especially this year with my insane work schedule in december. I'm at a point where I can't close my eyes without seeing video art. Its kind of cool, but its freaking me out a little.
The master cleanse not only cleans out your digestive system, lets you literally shit out any chemical dependencies (sugar, caffeine, nicotine, thc, etc), but it also clears your head. not it the lobotomy sense of the word--its more about enlightenment. I remember that by day 8 last year, people were commenting how on point i was. And how I was glowing. Personally I was seeing more vivid than I have on any drug. Its this weird sense of euphoria after day 5.
I have a lot of videos to do this month from scratch. Conceptualizing through editing. I need a fresh perspective and I know this will give me a head start.
Unfortunately, the first 3 days suck ass, but once you get over the hump, its smooth (move) sailing from then on out. And it always helps if you have a friend along for the ride.
I'll be spending much of the next few days lying in bed with my laptop, doing some work but mostly watching movies in my screening room. (If anyone wants a movie night on the big screen, let me know! My bros got me Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls on DVD for xmas)
My first appearance out on the town (wielding my special lemonade) will be this tuesday at Cyn for youtube night. That'll be day 4. Come down and make poo jokes with me. No 2 girls 1 cup though.








