So I recently discovered two of my rock 'n roll pint glasses missing from my pad -- Motorhead and Maiden.
They were last seen October 28th, the day before i had a bunch of folks over for halloween festivities, about 1/4 of which I didn't know. At first I was bummed at the thought of people I associate with, associating with assholes who would steal from a house party. (Maybe they were still in college.)
But my meloncholly subsided when per my parent's request, I followed up on researching the
dangers of toasting marshmallows on duraflame logs.
Many of the strangers (suspects) enthusiastically took advantage of the marshmallows & skewers I provided next to our fire pit in the backyard that night.
Pre-emptive strike, bitches.
Sorry Stiggs.
PS - Friends, please stop bringing assholes to my parties. Thanks in advance.
PPS - If the culprit is reading this: Notice how all this shitty stuff started happening to you in the past few weeks? It's called Karma. But it's never too late to turn that around. Give me back the glasses.
Or at least do something creative like send me ransom notes with their pictures. Or just give 'em back.