fuming
So I recently discovered two of my rock 'n roll pint glasses missing from my pad -- Motorhead and Maiden.
They were last seen October 28th, the day before i had a bunch of folks over for halloween festivities, about 1/4 of which I didn't know. At first I was bummed at the thought of people I associate with, associating with assholes who would steal from a house party. (Maybe they were still in college.)
But my meloncholly subsided when per my parent's request, I followed up on researching the dangers of toasting marshmallows on duraflame logs.
Many of the strangers (suspects) enthusiastically took advantage of the marshmallows & skewers I provided next to our fire pit in the backyard that night.
Pre-emptive strike, bitches.
Sorry Stiggs.
PS - Friends, please stop bringing assholes to my parties. Thanks in advance.
PPS - If the culprit is reading this: Notice how all this shitty stuff started happening to you in the past few weeks? It's called Karma. But it's never too late to turn that around. Give me back the glasses.
Or at least do something creative like send me ransom notes with their pictures. Or just give 'em back.
They were last seen October 28th, the day before i had a bunch of folks over for halloween festivities, about 1/4 of which I didn't know. At first I was bummed at the thought of people I associate with, associating with assholes who would steal from a house party. (Maybe they were still in college.)
But my meloncholly subsided when per my parent's request, I followed up on researching the dangers of toasting marshmallows on duraflame logs.
Many of the strangers (suspects) enthusiastically took advantage of the marshmallows & skewers I provided next to our fire pit in the backyard that night.
Pre-emptive strike, bitches.
Sorry Stiggs.
PS - Friends, please stop bringing assholes to my parties. Thanks in advance.
PPS - If the culprit is reading this: Notice how all this shitty stuff started happening to you in the past few weeks? It's called Karma. But it's never too late to turn that around. Give me back the glasses.
Or at least do something creative like send me ransom notes with their pictures. Or just give 'em back.
posted by BAM! at
11/14/2007 03:51:00 AM
3 Comments:
dont care, i only had one marshmallow that i pretended was delicious so as not to offend all the excited americans who wanted to watch me pop my marshmallow toasting cherry. it sucked. major letdown. with or without chemicals.
youre all brainwashed by the man who makes the marshmallows so he can get $$$, which incidently are made of chemicals so if you add chemicals from the duraflame then its still a bunch of chemicals.
on the other hand, i saw alot of people i dont know eating lots of them. i am very cogniscent of stranger danger and i tried not to talk to any of the strangers at all so i cant do an accurate assessment of who might be the culprit. but they all looked like thieves to me. there was that one girl with wings though she was lovely she wouldnt have done it.
also i did notice Lemmy and Bruce Dickinson pass through and take a bite of Kelly's birthday cake so maybe they reclaimed them?
that really sucks. i hope you get your glasses back!
in other news i got iron maiden tix for march 14. what?
Crap!! I DID get sick, although not from Karma, just from the 12 marshmallows i soaked in chemicals and ate. Maybe the glasses are outside someplace? Lots of people were drinking outside. I hope you find them or the people return them. Hopefully they didn't get broken and thrown away. People should tell you if they break stuff by accident at a party. It's the polite thing to do. Really we need to open a finishing school to teach people these sorts of things.
On that note if you need someone to break in someplace to reclaim your business, let me know.
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