I'm having a newsworthy week

From the Daily News.

They stopped me at the 34th st. ACE yesterday and took me a little offguard. My first response to them was "I'm not educated enough on the inner workings of the Mass Transit Authority to form an opinion."

Not the right thing to say to the Daily World News And Report, so they egged me on.

Then they said they just really wanted to take a picture of me with my hair and my Misfits T-Shirt. I don't think they knew it was a Misfits T-shirt, but whatever.

Then they borderline mocked me for my use of the word 'scapegoat' in this context. They told me a scapegoat is a person, not a machine. I told them it's whatever you want it to be. That's why they put it in quotes.